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Pastafarianism: A Growing Religion?

Pastafarianism, or The Church Of The Flying Spagetti Monster, believe it or not is a real ans growing religion. As a Vegan should I embrace this? Yes it’s a quiet and rainy day and I have done the ironing!

I first came across this now creature and it’s followers in the mid’ to late 2000’s, and we all had a good laugh about it. It’s now 2023, it’s still there and growing! [The number of followers, not the creature, I hope.]

The Flying Spaghetti Monster (known as the FSM), is the deity of what began as a parody religion and has grown to become a social movement and and is now a recognised religion in some countries.

So what’s gpoing on?

The followers of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, who call themselves Pastafarians, now number in the tens of thousands and exist in over sixty (60) countries, these followers are primarily located in the USA (that explains the movements longevity) as well Western Europe and New Zealand (really). The Flying Spaghetti Monster , which is said to be invisible, is depicted as a floating mass of spaghetti with large meatballs on either side of its body and two centrally located eye-stalks.

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster began in 2005, when Bobby Henderson, a recent physics graduate of Oregon State University, sent a letter to the Kansas Board of Education, which was at the time debating the inclusion of intelligent design theories in US high school classes on evolution. The letter, which parodied the reasoning used to argue a scientific basis for intelligent design, stated that teaching about intelligent design must also include an alternative theory that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. After a prolonged period of no response Bobby then posted his letter on the Internet. The post attracted a great deal of popular interest resulting in it becoming a viral sensation.

As a follow up in 2006 Henderson published the The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to expand the then budding religions doctrine. One of the things he stated in the Gospel was that Pirates are and were all true Pastafarians, and that global warming is in large due to the decline in the number of Pirates since the 1800’s (I don’ t think that the Somali Pirates count as true pirates in this respect). As a result Pastafarians are encouraged to dress in pirate regalia.

In Pastsfarianism Friday is celebrated as the Sabbath, and Holiday is observed in late December. The code of conduct for the followers of the FSM are laid out in the eight “I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts.” Belief is not required of church members, however, and all dogma is rejected.

It gets better! Pastafarians have challenged laws that give particular privileges to religious ideas, practices, or bodies of worship in several countries and as a result in 2011 a Pastafarian was allowed to wear a colander (pasta strainer) on his head in his driver’s license photo in Austria, a country which permits religious headgear for official documents. Later the colander was recognized as religious headgear in the Czech Republic, New Zealand, and the U.S. states of Massachusetts and Utah.

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster was accepted as a recognised religion in the Netherlands in 2016, and that same year the world’s first legally recognised Pastafarian marriage was celebrated in New Zealand.

t seems that The Church of Flying Spaghetti Monster can be considered a real, legitimate religion, as much as any other. The fact that many see this is as a satirical religion doesn’t change the fact that by any standard one can come up with, it is as legitimate religion as any other. And perhaps that is the point.

Note: I am of the Christian belief, and broadcasted my Church’s virtual services throughout lockdown in the UK. Here in the UK (despite what some believe, and may try to curtail) there is still a freedom of speech and belief. I may not agree with The Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster but it’s existence and growth is of interesting to me. Perhaps the more orthodox and established religions of all faiths and types should take note!

So there you go, how to set up a new and accepted religion in just over a decade. This truly is a mad, mad world we live in!

Rob

Merry Christmas Everyone!

Merry Christmas to you all, I hope you are all set for the big day tomorrow, if you are travelling, I hope it goes well, if you are in the UK that probably means not using the trains!

Any way have a great day, and take care.

Rob.

Is the US in Love with Acronyms?

Over the last few months, I have taken an interest in US politics as I doubt the world as we know it can withstand another bout of the “idiot” Trump as the US president.  Sorry if you are a Trumpist, Trumpista, Trumpet, Trumpkin, Trumpite, or whatever you want to call yourself, you know who you are, so feel free to get angry with me if you want and leave now before reading on. That’s OK, but please do read on if you feel able. Note that the last comment is not aimed at all Americans just those enveloped in the “Shared Psychosis” of Donald Trump. I am English and live in the UK (I do not live in, or anywhere near London, for those in the USA, London is just a city, the UK and even little old England are both far more than just London, and there is no actual Castle in Nottingham) and this is for me the accepted view, as it is for most of the people that I know plus as I see it the majority of the rest of world. Let’s be honest you can’t “MAGA” (an acronym for “Make America Great Again”) without the buy-in of the rest of the world, like it or not that is the way it works!

 Anyway, back to the subject at hand, all I seem to come across in podcasts and such are acronyms, some are obvious some are not, but Americans do seem to love them. Here are just a few I have come across:

AcronymMeaning
PROTUSPresident Of The United States
FLOTUSFirst Lady Of The United States
SCROTUSSupreme Court Of The United States
VPOTUSVice President Of The United States
HOMSECDepartment Of Homeland Security
0K (That’s a zero, not the capital letter “O”)Zero People Killed
PPPPPPP (Seven P’s)Proper Prior Planning Prevents Pitifully (or colloquially “Piss”) Poor Performance
MAGAMake America Great Again, or the anti-Trump variant: Make Attorneys Get Attorneys

 Here’s a thourght; if FLOTUS refers to the wife of a US President, what will the acronym be for the husband of a Lady US President?

Why do you Americans do this? Why not just say what you mean? Why talk in code? In my view, the American language is no longer English, and it’s about time the two are separated and allowed to go their separate ways, before the English language is destroyed, as is happening with our politics. UK politics is being polluted by the American trend of showmanship over political ability.  Politics should be a serious endeavour not entertainment or a pastime of the wealthy used as a means of self-promotion and a route to make money.

I think I have said enough, Merry Christmas.

Weekly Plan (December 18th 2023)

The week before Christmas, and yes, I know we are halfway, but in my defence, I have only just decided to do this series of posts about my weekly plans for my retirement. Poly is short for Polymnia (she is Greek) plus it’s easier to pronounce, my wife, who will hereafter be known as Mrs B, was off the last couple of days. As a result, I spent Monday not doing much, and Tuesday supporting Mrs B in her leafleting on behalf of Viva! (The Vegan Charity) Reminding people of the number of farmed Turkeys killed for Christmas, Belper (Derbyshire, England) I hope you read those leaflets she posted and didn’t just bin them!  I walked a long way supporting Mrs B with the posting of those! Today is Wednesday, December 20th, I am sitting in my workroom sorting out my winter modelling tasks; locomotive repairs, a kit build or two and sorting out my spare parts so that I can find things!

Reading the above it’s true I am now Vegan! I have been vegan now for about five years! I had an issue with high cholesterol (a lot of my relatives have, so it may be sort of hereditary), and my Doctor advised that I should statins for the rest of my life, at the same time Mrs B announced that “we” were going Vegan, so I agreed, anything for an easy life. As I was already vegetarian and had been so for years it was not too much of a change, apart from cheese. The outcome of all this is that I no longer need to take the blasted statins as my Vegan diet controls my cholesterol better than what was expected by taking statins. {This is my result, it may not be the same for everyone, but going vegan may well help.]

Enjoy the coming Christmas long weekend, if you are going to get stuck in the mad last-minute shopping rush, well with a bit of planning it could all have been sorted by now. I am!

New Year promise. I promise not to mention being vegan or veganism or push that philosophy, however, I will mention it if I feel it is relevant, i.e. a vegan recipe or something like that. It is my blog after all.

Merry Christmas.

Welcome!

Welcome to Rob’s Retirement,  by day I am a retired IT guy and Oracle DBA who now does most of what is needed around the house and look after my animals, all rescued, five rabbits, one (slightly demented) cat, and three chickens. By night I am a mad modeller, and 3D print fiend. Mostly railway modelling a passion from my youth.

This site is about what I am up to, what I am modelling, and my thoutghts and observarions on live the world and other random stuff. Basically a retirement blog.

I hope you enjoy, and have a little patience as I get my head around WordPress and blogging.

Rob.

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